The Crap We Missed Wednesday 6.15.11

“Hey, I’m not eatin’ here!”

Welcome to Wednesday’s The Crap We Missed bringing you all kinds of unnecessary shit because we can. Today, we’ve got Lando Calrissian (probably) buying some smooth Colt 45s, Vanilla Ice getting cold-cocked by a chubby Latino kid – “Why you no make la musica no more, ese? I keel you!” – Chris Martin going a tad overboard with the butterflies and John Edwards smiling for a remarkably handsome mugshot which makes me wonder why mine don’t like that. Is it the clown suit?

Turn off the lights and I’ll glow,

- The Superficial