Happy Hour Poon, FAC Edition

Happy Hour Poon

It is slowing approaching 4pm in the eastern standard time zone and thus, time for some Happy Hour Poon. Bottoms UP!

"Thank You Sir, May I Have Another?"

Hot Sec Poon loves their "drinky drinky" and who can blame them? Here is another installment of Happy Hour Poon.
2 bottles for the price of one! Who needs Salt of Lime?
This is one of our favorite pictures of all time. Does this War Eagle pooner not have Hall of Fame potential potential or what? Dress, school colors, hooker boots and caught mixing a stiffy inside the stadium. Poonerfection!

All we need to see is a cute face and a nice cleavage line for her enshrinement into the Poon of the SEC Hall of Fame. What type of coeds sneak in flasks for themselves? Where else in college football do find this astounding bravery? Nowhere and No one but HOT SEC POON.


Chugging Contests RULE! GO CAJUN POONER GO!

Sweet Biscuits are "yummy in the pooner tummy" after a long night of partying. Can we order ours with EXTRA frosting por favor? Scrumptious.

Happy Hour Poon

There are many characteristics that make up the definition of a SEC Pooner. For our new readers, we plan on posting the Ten Poon-Mandments in the near future. Plus, we always want to refresh and sharpen the skills of our loyal poon hunters.

Two of the most vital elements are smoking hot looks and being a fan of a SEC college team.

One our favorite trait is the SEC Pooners fondness to booze with the best of them.

Cocktail, Beer, Shots, Chugging, Keg Stands, you name it. Hot SEC Poon brings it all to the table.

As one of our favorite sayings goes,
"It is happy hour somewhere, right?"

It sure is, here at Poon of the SEC. Bottoms UP!