Hump Day Poon

Sorry for our hiatus over the past few months but Poon of the SEC is still alive and kicking. We are geared up to provide some hot SEC poon again and will start with a quick shot of Hump Day Poon.

Cajun Poon Gets Rejected

Jamarkus McFarland, one of the top high school players in the country, caused quite a stir last month after an insightful article detailed the juicy recruiting war for his services.

4 star defensive tackle McFarland ended up spurning his home state Texas Longhorns and chose the Oklahoma Sooners. Although we will stay far away from the Red River recruiting rivalry, we felt the need to scrutinize this passage from his recruiting visit to Baton Rouge:

McFarland made four official visits during his recruitment — to Oklahoma, Texas, Louisiana State and Southern California.

He said he saw everything from flat-screen televisions in Texas Coach Mack Brown’s bathrooms to L.S.U.’s recruiting hostesses sitting on the laps of prospects.

Of the four universities, L.S.U. made the worst impression. After the Tigers lost to Georgia, 52-38, on Oct. 25, McFarland, his mother and his grandmother attended a catered meal at the home of Tigers Coach Les Miles.

“He was very dry,” Adams said of Miles.

Adams was further turned off by L.S.U., she said, when she saw hostesses sitting on the laps of recruits.

Cajun Boy stood up for hostesses Tiger poon:

And what exactly is so repulsive with having a cute Cajun girl sitting on your lap when you're 18 years old? Enjoy the barrel of coked-out monkeys that is Norman, Oklahoma Jamarkus.

Well, the proof is always in the poon and we could not agree more with Cajun Boy's observation. Most males would be satisfied with any of the following hot Cajun pooners sitting on their laps.













Very few teenagers will resist the power of SEC poon so our humble advice to the LSU coaching staff would be to continue to use hot Cajun poon to your recruiting advantage.



Inside the Red River Recruiting Rivalry
Cajun Boy in the City Sounds Off

Cajun Poon Gets Crunk

The Tiger Blog

Funky Cajun Poondina

HT: Tailgating Ideas

Cajun Poon Still Geauxing

The hot Cajun Poon of LSU is still celebrating their big championship victory over Ohio State. We almost dedicated this whole month to only displaying LSU Tiger poon and we have enough poon in the arsenal to barely pull it off but we want to be fair to the rest of the SEC poon lovers.

Anyway, more sizzling Cajun poon to cure your case of the Mundays.

SEC Poon Wins BCS Championship

Poon of the SEC's narrow focus is delivering Hot SEC Poon. We were blessed with the the reins to this important ongoing endeavor because a SEC coach "allegedly" shut down the original SEC poon site.

This coach is pretty much hated throughout SEC country and specifically by most LSU fans. Some Tiger followers even created Dbag tshirts to display their outspoken displeasure.

Since we kept the site alive and continued to display hot Cajun poon, we would like to take some karma credit for the Tiger's national championship.

In return for our key contributions, no BCS title schwag is necessary. Our only request is more hot poon pictures like the following. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Pooner Smooches

We love it when hot SEC poon poses for the camera by either groping or kissing one another. Today's pictures steam up our pooner lenses, your computer screen and put the the "HAWT" in hotsecpoon.com

Wanted: SEC Championship Poon

Poon of the SEC's Championship Preview

How could we "cover" SEC football all season and not have a post about tomorrow's championship game. The Vols are coming off an emotional high and LSU enters the title game on a low after its disappointing home loss. Some college football pundits even believe Georgia is the best team in the SEC.

These story lines are totally irrelevant to us here at Poon of the SEC. We always remain neutral and our focus is on the hot poon getting their "tailgate on" outside/inside the Georgia Dome. From the looks of the Cajun and Vol poon below, the ATL should be a SEC Poon lovers paradise on Saturday.

Poon Hunters and Ninjas, you know the drill.

Find us some SEC Championship Poon. hotsecpoon@gmail.com

Pig Sooie/Cajun Poon

LSU/Arkansas play each other for "the Golden Boot." Fans from both schools hate each other immensely and in our minds, this good enough for a rivalry. (Thanks to poon hunter Matt for the correction!)

We thought about divulging into the details of this triple OT thriller as DMac ran wild and LSU continued their unbelievable hot streak of 4th down success. Now Ex-head coach Houston Nutt barely had enough time to celebrate the Hogs upset victory because he already had his bags packed for Oxford.

We can not wait to find out what cell plan the Rebels will provide Nutt. Miles might be needing an UHaul soon himself. We have rambled long enough and poon time is way overdue.